Hehe that’s easy Batnick!! Cuz I won the bet!! Dontchya remember?? You promised you would dress up as Batman and fight zombies like they were criminals from Batman!!—
—OMGOMGNO NO LET ME DRIVE HER PUULLLEEAAZE!!?? PULLEAAZEE I PROMISE I WON’T DO ANYTHING BAD TO HURT HER!! SHE WOULD BE MY BABY!! MY BABY BATNICK!! OH PULLEAAZEE LET ME DRIVE HER AROUND!!
Nellis and their kid 8D and Jimmy the cat <3
LOL I’m not into mpreg, so this isn’t necessarily mpreg >3> yeaaaaaah.
THIS IS SO BAD, I swear to god akldkjsdf i literally scribbled it and then coloured it in hope that the colouring would hide how bad the anatomy is and how messy the lines are D8
I can confidently say that it did not work. -SHOT-
It was a fairly ordinary day at the shop, and Ellis was ducked underneath the hood of the car, as usual. Chatting with Keith about who knows what, and looking forward to heading home to his lover.
Though, there was one thing that wasn’t ordinary that happened that day.
A puppy, looking about a month or two old, waddled on its tiny legs and peeked curiously into the garage with its big, beady eyes. Everything was so new to it, and all the sights and sounds drew it close like a magnet. It had only ever seen its mother and siblings, and the small box where it sat in the corner of the road with its siblings, waiting to be adopted. Letting out a soft yip, it bounded into the auto shop as fast as its short legs could carry it, wanting to know everything that was going on.
Name’s Nick.
Seriously, this kid just doesn’t get the fucking hint.
I. Don’t. Want. You. Near. My. Face. Ellis.
His face will be hitting the asphalt soon, if he doesn’t back off.
Ellis ew no don’t touch that he clearly cakes it with gel it’s like running your hands through razor blades.
But seriously, Nick has really pretty hair. I wanna play with it too.